I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
It tastes like I coughed up blood....hello liver damage, I've been expecting you.
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
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