can we get nightvision for the apartment?
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
He brought me hungover chipotle knowing full well he wasn't getting a blow job. I think he may be too in love with me.
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
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