My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
So stoned I forgot I was masturbating and went to go get a cookie.
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
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his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
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When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
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