I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
you left a paper here that says 'to do list' but it looks like you just wrote "drink a bunch of cough syrup and watch Who's the Boss" like 60 times
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
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We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
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She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
I tried saying sorry but instead I puked down her shirt and tried to clean it up... Now I have a bruise on my forehead. good news, before she left she wrote her number on my stomach with sharpie
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