I'm gonna have a badass scar
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
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woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
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We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
I woke up with a massive hangover and realized I still had an entire bottle of tequila in my car...so yeah, working on tomorrow's hangover.
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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