You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
My mom just said we needed to put weed into our earthquake kit.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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