Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
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