my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
We left an ass print on the piano.
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
She's walking to the bar while holding a fifth of fireball, talking on the phone and puking like its nothing out of the ordinary
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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