There is a stranger person in my roommates bed...
so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
i found literally half of a double sided dildo in my shower. i guess someone went home happy.
I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
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do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
Is it weird that I Facebook creep hot people from their credit card receipts?
Being single for so long makes me fucking creepy.
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Pretty sure I just noped a member of the Canadian women's hockey team on Tinder.
You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
If I ever say "I'm never drinking again" just hand me a bottle of jack. I'll snap out of it.
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
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