You want looks pregnant, is pregnant, or the one with a kid.
While I'm in the bathroom taking a piss you think of a way to get us the hell out of here.
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
someone owes me an orgasm
after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
You were giving me all the reasons why being the big spoon is such a responsibility, and how you wish you were a girl cause the little spoon does nothing
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
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