stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
you can't exactly throw up or pass out at the pentagon so i had to pull my shit together
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
It’s easy for me to be professional, the tough part is finding the perfect amount of bitchy undertone
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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