There is no way he is gay with that hair.
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
Found your glasses drenched in ketchup on my driveway this morning
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
Does it still count as a valentine if it's drunk phone sex at 3 in the morning
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
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