You work out of a Hotel?
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
The Domino's delivery guy is in front of me at The Wendy's drive-through. Hmmm.....
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
Randomize
