She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
I'm sorry I kept calling last night when you wouldn't pick up. I'm REALLY sorry I sang "You Oughta Know" on more than 4 voice mails.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
Some guy wearing a horse mask just knocked on my door and started whinnying. I opened the door and he was like, "...oh sorry, wrong room..." so awk.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
Does your Fitbit monitor your liver failure?
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
In what world does 'I'm awake' at 2:30 in the morning on a wednesday translate to 'let's fuck' in the span of one text? Where has the romance gone?
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