I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
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I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
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His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
Turns out, it's impolite to repeatedly request Seal "Kiss From a Rose" at bars
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