Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
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Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign.
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
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I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
I'll have a whole suitcase of emergency bacon with me obviously
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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