How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
She asked the woman in the drive through to cover everything she ordered in mayonnaise, including here chilli cheese fries. Didn't happen. Then she started swerving at the car next to us screaming, asking if they had mayonnaise.
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
Question #1: Why am I on my living room floor? Question #2: Where did the bloody footprints come from? Question #3: Why are there two McChickens next to the wine bottle?
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
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