Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
Does your Fitbit monitor your liver failure?
I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
You texted him 17 times. Asking for him back and sending random pictures of Jimmy Buffett. He didn't answer.
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
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