Why is there a cactus in the microwave?
Don't worry about it.
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
how did operation slutty penguin go?
pretty epic. there was a guy who was also dressed as a penguin. i asked him if he would keep my eggs warm while i went fishing for the winter
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
Literally had a conversation with the pizza as to why it was a bad idea to reach in the back seat and grab a slice while driving. The pizza was right, it was safer to just wait until I got home.
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
Then you guys just all showered together...?
Randomize
