i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Nothing quite says Coachella like me doing high yoga in the middle of a field by myself
So I craigslisted sugar daddies and I'm pretty sure I found us one if you can pretend to be asian.
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
Randomize