I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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