A squiggle pen was my first vibrator back when I was young. I would lock myself in my bedroom with that thing. Oh to be 8 again.
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
Please stop hiding condoms in my house. If I want to have sex with you, I will let you know. FYI, my mom found the ones hidden behind the milk. She was not happy.
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
Most drunken moment of the night is me pouring Chanel no. 5 all over your boobs and rubbing it in...
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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