So she started giving everyone lap dances, and i was like "i think i like this chick"
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
One day I'm gonna have to send my roommate a "sorry I got high and forgot you were in the room and masturbated next to you" fruit basket
How'd your Tinder date go?
Well, I met his girlfriend...
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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