I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
Last night I ate the rest of the salsa with my hands. And i DONT have a hangover? Glorious.
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smell my finger.
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
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You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
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