i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
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