the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
You screamed, "I am going to fuck this cheeseburger". They all started laughing until you actually started having sex with the cheeseburger.
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
whose ass print is on the piano?
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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