I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
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his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
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Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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