Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
Just so you know, a true one night stands ends with a 7 minute blow job after eating a sandwich she made for you while the taxi you called for her comes
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
Some guy just stopped me in the bar and asked if I had a shot named after me at another bar called God damn my VaJana hurts? He already knew my name was Jana so I couldn't deny it!
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
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