isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
I tried to high-five the cop last night. he just looked at my raised hand and told me to go to bed.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
Hello my rib-scented angel!
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
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