so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
This is my transition from small talk texts to booty call texts. Coming over?
Quite the smooth talker. There in 5.
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
In honor of the new administration, I'm going to make it my goal this weekend to get some lesbian action. Fuck Donald Trump and fuck Mike Pence. I'm going to be a spiteful gay.
woke up to two girls crawling on top of me forcefeeding me bacon. Best. Hangover. Ever.
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