I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
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As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
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I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
Responsible things to do when you're too hungover to get out of bed: Breast self exam.
So my step mom just informed me she tells stories about me at work as a form of birth control for the girls that work there, not sure if i should be offended or proud.
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
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