We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
I just found the gloves and lightbulb I stole. Did you pee on a ATM inside a bank?
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
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