i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
The one time I decide to bring people over you are laying naked on the coffee table watching the ceiling fan cause "it just moves so fast" I'm guessing you got paid today??
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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