i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
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For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
My fuck buddy took time out of his date with his girlfriend to text me happy Valentines Day.
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
I had to switch to male Siri because I could feel female Siri voice judging me for reading my sexts out loud. Also, the dude voice keeps me in the mood.
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What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
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