How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Also I hooked up with a trainer at my gym. Between her, the married chick, and the bartender, my life is becoming a bad porn plot.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
We invited our waitress tonight to come too.... we told her she had lightning in her veins and in return she taught us a Texas Roadhouse dance so the logical next step was invite her to a kegger.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
Is re-gifting a Valentine's Day present worse than re-gifting a Xmas one?
You're unbelievable, unbelievably awesome.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
The only times we have to apologize in this friendship is when you intentionally punch me and that's only happened once so it's okay
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
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