Do vagina's smell?
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
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