I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
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I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
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so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
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