i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
I drunkenly recorded an episode of Family Matters last night. I took a shot everytime Carl Winslow had a mustache.
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
So hungover im counting my own breaths to make sure im not dead. The odds hurt.
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
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