The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
my sex list reads like a who's who of mcdonald's general managers
you threw up in the oven last night. i found that out after i preheated it to cook a pizza.
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
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At least she'll always have a story about the time she showed up to the emergency room drunk and covered in chocolate syrup on her birthday.
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
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Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
I woke up and found my apartment really clean, appearantly drunk me couldn't tolerate living there anymore and left sober me a lot of insulting post-its...
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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