My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
One of my students just told me turtles are lazy and need to get a job. Fuck yes, my job here is done.
Seriously. My exes act like they own shares of my vagina.
Well, in their defense, they have invested a lot of time and money
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
I'll have a whole suitcase of emergency bacon with me obviously
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
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