We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
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