Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
so I got guilt tripped into giving her a new years kiss, and she proceeded to try and eat my face while mounting me. when you give a mouse a cookie...
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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