Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
My drunk body wants to fuck you so bad, but my high mind is telling me it's too much work. I think I'm just gonna stay home and eat some Mac and cheese. Sorry.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
I am gifting my birthday sex to you, but its okay because I can always just have birthday vibrator.
I lost my vibrator temporarily and for some unknown reason my first thought was that you might have stolen it. But then I realized you would never do that because you know it keeps me from killing people. But I am overtired and lacking in faith.
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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