Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
Let's make this a nightly thing. You'll explain the Watergate scandal like you're telling me a bedtime story while I eat popcorn high as fuck
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
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