Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
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Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
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The couple that wants to take me home just paid the bartender $100 to pour tequila down my throat. I think I'm in some type of twilight zone where stds run rampant and the alcohol floweth
It's four o'clock and my 60yo aunt's tits have already made an appearance and there is a dildo traveling around the room periodically assaulting family members. Strangely I am thankful.
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
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