I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
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I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
Forgot to tell you--the bartender at Crowbar set his arm on fire last night. He was doing this "Cocktail" bartender trick of pouring alcohol that was on fire between glasses. Then some leaked out, onto his arm, and set his arm on fire, then his shirt. Exciting! (And he's ok).
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
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I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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