So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
the hot woman interviewing me is reading jokes off the back of laffy taffy.... I'm getting laid and possibly a job
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
people at meijer look at you funny when you have 37 bottles of champagne in your cart.
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
I can feel your judgement through the phone
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
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