you guys were way drunker than both of me
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
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two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
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We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
Did you ever hear the story about the time I did blow in a bar bathroom with the #1 ranked golfer in the world?
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
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