So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Walked into this guys room, saw a tickle me elmo under his desk with white stains in its mouth. This is awkward.
You were so drunk that you were trying to take pictures of a MILF at the park so you could send them to Adam, but you didn't want to "seem creepy," so you used taking pictures of her son as a cover. Needless to say, cops were called.
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
My cab driver just suggested I brush my teeth because he can smell "the party" on me.
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
He did a line of coke off my stomach then flipped me over and smacked my ass. Then, while he was talking dirty to me, he told me he wanted to hire someone to clean my room. And that's when he lost his boner. Life is so hard.
Things I Learned Tonight: I have no future in goat wrangling. Herding. Whatever you call the ridiculosity that just transpired.
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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