You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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