Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
I've lost all respect for marriage since I joined this bachelor party.
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
turns out putting a tie on my unicorn onesie didn't make it acceptable "formal wear" and I found salsa in my cup holder
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
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