i wish mother nature was an actual person cause i'd bitch slap her for sure
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
i am breaking up with you. because you wash your hair too much and you only drink light beer and because you're not party enough.
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
For dinner, I'm having saltines, canned whipped cream, and beer. Are we sure I'm responsible enough for home ownership?
3 words: harry potter burlesque. My life is so much more awesome than yours right now.
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
Randomize