They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
I only remembered where urgent care was because it's across the street from my favorite bar
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
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Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
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Must've forgot to hang up with her when I was telling Josh I plan to pop champagne if I nail her tonight. She showed up with a bottle and said "only if we can toast it with Josh"
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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