would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
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